Extreme Makeover: Home (Wrecker) Edition

Contrary to popular belief, all women are not home wreckers.  Even more contrary to even more popular belief, not all single women want your measly boyfriend.

I have been constantly dealing with this for the past 3 or 4 years, and now that I'm newly single, I am now the target of even more drama and accusations that have zero relevance to me or my life.  I won't mention specific examples to protect what little integrity any of these people have left, but I will get pretty darn close to it.

I have no control over what people say to me, whether it be in person, on facebook, over text messages, by carrier pigeon, in airplane exhaust written across the sky, by message peed into the snow, anything.  If you are a man who tells me you are single, your facebook says you are single, you have no pictures with you and another girl...what exactly is supposed to lead me to believe you actually have a secret girlfriend?  So, that being said, why accuse me of trying to break up you and your boyfriend whenever he is the one being massively inappropriate to me?  To make matters better, I don't even respond to people who are married or dating someone, because I'm not all about trying to make everything with a penis be mine and only mine. 

Now that I got that off my chest...

Going along with the above statement, I have always had an inner debate on what the right thing to do in this situation would be: Say a man who is married or dating someone seriously or casually straight up asks you to sleep with them?  My first instinct is to punch them in the wiener and call their wife/girlfriend and tell on them.  BUT.  Guess what?  The wife/girlfriend doesn't look at you like the savior of her from a horrible person, or even as a nice human being.  She looks at you like a home wrecker who is rubbing it in her face that her man is trying to run around behind her back.  And then guess what she does?  She goes right back to her fellow because that's all she knows how to do.  I know some girls are crazy and fabricate stories and try to make it look like some guy they want is cheating on his girlfriend, but if there is cold hard evidence of multiple text messages or emails or facebook IM's from your beloved Mr. Nice Guy, seriously?!  You can't not believe that...

Which is why I decided a long time ago to just press the delete button as soon as anything like that happens.  People make mistakes.   I give most guys the benefit of the doubt and tell myself that they are either totally wasted from taking 357 shots of Jager or that someone has hacked into their account and tried to ruin their lives.  I like to think that's what happens, anyway.  Beware though, because if your girlfriend asks me if you've ever tried to come onto me, I'll tell her the cold hard truth, because that is exactly what I would want someone to do for me.  But I'm that rare breed of girl who would actually look into something like that if someone ever brought it to my attention instead of immediately dismissing it as some insane whore just trying to break me and whoever up...but then again I also have trust issues, but that's a whole 'nother blog that will be written later ;)

Unicorns and sweet tea to everyone!
-Jillian.